Welcome to OnlyToast — a collection no one wanted, yet everyone deserves.
Here iconic peoples abandon the red carpet and re-emerge as mildly seductive, slightly unhinged kitchen appliances. Equal parts glamour, absurdity and chrome.

Each portrait is a one of a kind mash up of pop icon fever dreams:
James Bond meets Spears pigtails meets Breville.
Searing Gaze? Check. Dual slot functionality? Absolutely.

Limited prints available, because good toast, like fame, burns fast.