Welcome to OnlyToast — a collection no one wanted, yet everyone deserves.
Here iconic peoples abandon the red carpet and re-emerge as mildly seductive, slightly unhinged kitchen appliances. Equal parts glamour, absurdity and chrome.
Each portrait is a one of a kind mash up of pop icon fever dreams:
James Bond meets Spears pigtails meets Breville. Searing Gaze? Check. Dual slot functionality? Absolutely.
Limited prints available, because good toast, like fame, burns fast.
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Why should celebs have all the fun though, surely a part of you wishes to be toasterfied and put on display for all to see?
What an honour to be objectified as a kitchen appliance. For those brave souls who can't think of a more tasteful humiliation to hang on their walls, shoot me an email and we'll figure something out.
Want to get toasted yourself?
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